I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.
Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out
Fattie Fattie boom boom
australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite
This rivalry’s heating up.