• kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
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communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out


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kathudsonart:

Fattie Fattie boom boom

kathudsonart:

Fattie Fattie boom boom

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adirred:

rebekyboo:

timelordy-teganbreann:

seblaine:

australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite

omg



This rivalry’s heating up.

adirred:

rebekyboo:

timelordy-teganbreann:

seblaine:

australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite

omg

image

This rivalry’s heating up.

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saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

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lucid-dancing:

the face of parenthood

lucid-dancing:

the face of parenthood

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heycinco:

(Andy) Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive~ 

Mmm well, you can tell bah the way I use my wok

I’m a woman’s mayn, no time to tauk. 

Wursic laaauud~ women waurm, 

Been kick araaund~ since I was bohn. 

Well, is auright, is okie, you can look the othah wuay~ 

Ludado~! Rrrudado! Ru da do dad darat DAOou! 

Rubadinadumada dud dadumana… Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive

(Dwight)…Sp! Sp! Sp! Sp! Sp! Sp! Sp! Sp! …Clarice.

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